I Have Students Who Would Love for These to Take the Place of Their Assigned Readings.

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30 One-Sentence Lessons from Literature.

1. Hamlet by William Shakespeare: Just make up your mind already, dude.

4. 2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke: As they say in the Lion King, it’s the circle of life, people.

11. The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka: Sucks to be a bug.

24. The Age of Innocence by Edith Wharton: Society cramps your style, but it’s so damn convenient when it accepts you.

28. Anything by e. e. cummings:

capital

letters
are for
losers.

30. Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk: Don’t beat yourself up about it.

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