There’s Only One Natural Death, and Even That’s Bedcide:

            For the post-mortem amusement of Richard Brigantine

- Edward Dorn

A B H O R E N C E S
November 10, 1984

Death by over-seasoning: Herbicide

Death by annoyance: Pesticide

Death by suffocation: Carbon monoxide

Death by burning: Firecide

Death by falling: Cliffcide

Death by hiking: Trailcide

Death by camping: Campcide

Death by drowning:       Rivercide

                                  Lakecide

                                  Oceancide

Death from puking: Curbcide

Death from boredom: Hearthcide

Death at the hands of the medical profession: Dockcide

Death from an overnight stay: Inncide

Death by suprise: Backcide

Death by blow to the head: Upcide

Death from delirious voting: Rightcide

Death from hounding: Leftcide

Death through war: Theircide & Ourcide

Death by penalty: Offcide

Death following a decision: Decide

from: Abhorrences, Copyright 1980.