Saturday, May 1, 2010

It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

QWERTY favors us
with some interesting analogies and metaphors
from high school essays.

* She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

* The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

* Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

* The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Tex.) in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Ill.) in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the impeachment of President William Jefferson Clinton.

On a different note . . .
 Love this!
(Picture found here. As usual, click on it to enlarge.)

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